So I was playing around with Google's autocomplete today (see attachment below) and found this interesting series of fill ins when typing "Why am I s":
why am i so tired? Maybe you didn't get enough sleep last night... or maybe it's a physiological response to the sum of the below:
why am i so ugly? Blame your parents.
why am i still single? See previous question
why am i so angry? See previous question
why am i so gassy? Because you just ate a pound of cheese to diminish your anger.
why am i so fat? See above
why am i so lazy? You're fat, ugly, and single. You have nothing to motivate you!
why am i so thirsty? Cause you just ate a wheel of cheese! That would make anyone thirsty!
why am i so sad? Reference all of above
why am i so hungry? Because you're drowning your sorrow with food.![]()