Why Am I So Ugly? A Google Story!

[smoseley]

So I was playing around with Google's autocomplete today (see attachment below) and found this interesting series of fill ins when typing "Why am I s":

why am i so tired? Maybe you didn't get enough sleep last night... or maybe it's a physiological response to the sum of the below:
why am i so ugly? Blame your parents.
why am i still single? See previous question
why am i so angry? See previous question
why am i so gassy? Because you just ate a pound of cheese to diminish your anger.
why am i so fat? See above
why am i so lazy? You're fat, ugly, and single. You have nothing to motivate you!
why am i so thirsty? Cause you just ate a wheel of cheese! That would make anyone thirsty!
why am i so sad? Reference all of above
why am i so hungry? Because you're drowning your sorrow with food.

[Dorky]

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[kathyholder]

Google gets so interesting. but the answers aren't so nice to hear though
=)
it would be better if we can come up with more encouraging responses.

[smoseley]

Go for it! :-)

[System]

I lol'd

[candid]

I lol'd

lolz :-D :-D :-D :-D
This was an interesting one .

[ammjanifar]

lolx............... that was great story...
keep sharing nice things..

[alfred]

Have you ever heard of the google vs yahoo wars? It's basically like doing this, and comparing how they complete it. Google always wins. But that was funny.

[the_dominator]

lol
I see the auto complete thing on college humor all the time. so good.

[seopiper]

that's a sad story yet funny :-)