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    Senior Member kirman's Avatar
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    I'm laughing just pasting this into here lol :classic:
    Never say these to a cop...

    1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

    8. I pay your salary!

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
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    heard em all.
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    Originally posted by krazy
    heard em all.
    Said 'em all, too?
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    Senior Member kirman's Avatar
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    i'm too fast for the police when im on my motobike so i ant had time to say them lol...
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    Senior Member krazy's Avatar
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    Originally posted by filburt1
    Said 'em all, too?
    not old enuff to get in trouble with the cops yet
    i.e. driving..
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    This thread reminds me of an old joke:
    A man gets pulled over for speeding on the night of the firefigher's ball. When the cop comes up to him, the man asks "Are you going to the policeman's ball tonight?"

    The cop replies: "Policemen don't have balls." After saying that, he silently returns to his car and drives off.

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    Senior Member kirman's Avatar
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    lmao *fall's off chair* i think i had one to many to drink again lol
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    hahah.. very funny guys. # 7 is the best. lol

    Your not gonna check the trunk, are you?
    LMAO

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    lol... i like the policeman's ball thing :-P

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    Originally posted by buntine
    hahah.. very funny guys. # 7 is the best. lol
    LMAO
    Yeah, especially to me, cause I used to say that I had a dead body in my trunk... whenever I'd go over a bump, you'd hear this *THUMP* from the trunk... telling that to people would freak them out!!!

    BTW, it was just a bike rack in the trunk
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