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    An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
    Husband's sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra?' asks the doctor. 'Not a
    chance' says Mrs. Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache."
    'No problem,' replies the doctor. 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even
    taste it. Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on.' A
    week later Mrs. Murphy returns to the doctor and he inquires as to how
    things went. 'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor.' 'What happened?'
    asks the doctor. 'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee.
    The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the
    table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make
    passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible.' 'What was
    terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'. "Oh no doctor, the
    sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my
    face in McDonald's again.
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    LOL
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    was she blond LMAO
    There and Back Again :Ogre:

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    i always come up with the jokes for the forum lol.. has any1 got any others ?
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