HTML Code:
<HTML><!-- InstanceBegin template="/Templates/template1.dwt" codeOutsideHTMLIsLocked="false" -->
<HEAD>
<!-- InstanceBeginEditable name="doctitle" -->
<TITLE>Homepage</TITLE>
<!-- InstanceEndEditable --><META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
<STYLE>
a:link {
color : #000000;
text-decoration : none;
}
a:visited {
color : #000000;
text-decoration : none;
}
a:active {
color : #000000;
text-decoration : none;
}
a:hover {
color :#000000;
text-decoration : underline;
}
.style3 {
font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;
font-size: 12px;
}
.style4 {color: #000000}
</STYLE>
<!-- InstanceBeginEditable name="head" --><!-- InstanceEndEditable -->
</HEAD>
<BODY BGCOLOR=#E0E1E1 LEFTMARGIN=0 TOPMARGIN=0 MARGINWIDTH=0 MARGINHEIGHT=0>
<table width="100" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" align="center">
<tr>
<td><img src="images/header.jpg" width="757" height="122" border="0" usemap="#Map"></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>
<table width=757 border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 align="center">
<tr>
<td colspan=4> <img src="images/index_01.jpg" width=136 height=3 alt=""></td>
<td colspan=7 rowspan=2 background=images/index_02.jpg width=621 height=26>
<div align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1">[::
Welcome/Wassup ::]</font></div>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan=3 background=images/index_03.jpg width=128 height=23>
<div align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1" color="#000033">[::
Navigation ::]</font></div>
</td>
<td rowspan=5> <img src="images/index_04.jpg" width=8 height=368 alt=""></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td rowspan=2> <img src="images/index_05.jpg" width=1 height=196 alt=""></td>
<td background=images/index_06.jpg width=126 height=171 valign="middle">
<table width="126" border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="border-collapse: collapse" bordercolor="#A4A4A4">
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><span class="style4"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Home</font></span></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
2</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
3 </a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
4</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
5</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
6</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
7</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
8 </a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
9</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
10</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
11</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
12</a></font></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td onMouseOver="this.style.backgroundColor='#6AB7F1';" onMouseOut="this.style.backgroundColor='#E0E1E1';"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><a href="#">Link
13</a></font></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
<td rowspan=2> <img src="images/index_07.jpg" width=1 height=196 alt=""></td>
<td rowspan=4> <img src="images/index_08.jpg" width=1 height=345 alt=""></td>
<td colspan=5 rowspan=4 background=images/index_09.jpg width=619 height=345><div align="center"><!-- InstanceBeginEditable name="EditRegion3" -->
<p> Wow, this is e-pencil.org! You've reached the end of the line and you're still alive! </p>
<p>This website is made by me, the author, the creator, and unjust user of template, template, computer software p2p and sharewaring, Misha. If you’re three brain cells can’t handle that, I’ll give you a hint: it's pronounced m-e-e-s-h-a. Just incase by some rare chance that your female dog is named Misha, I’m telling you now that I'm not a female nor am I an it. I am a male; and call me a dawg if you like, but everything else is a big mistake I assure you. </p>
<p> Yo I’m so uncontrolled that the name of this site is hardly in any way associated with any content on this website, or any references thereof. The only explanation and excuse is that, of course, I'm an illegal immigrant that whacked the head official of a university so I could make millions from a cheap business idea with the name of e-pencil.org. Though, of course it never worked out since the FED's have been on me as long as I can remember, so instead i've decided to reuse this address as my own personal website. Right? </p>
<p> Yah, maybe. Hey, maybe I'm the Prime Minister of Malaysia too? </p>
<p> Basically, this website is dedicated too…when I know, I’ll be sure to mention it. All this site is is supposed to be isa funny, rude, weird, lame, pointless, site which is aimed at making you laugh with the least amount of jokes possible, yet with the most pathetic and bothersome themes of all. One of them bieng my life. Yes sir, this site is a compilation of STUFF which I like and find funny, and my useless opinions of them. Also, I have a few stories, interactive mumbo-jumbo, and a sort of multi-media thing going on. Any offenses are directed towards you; and occasionally me. </p>
<p> If you do not know me personally, in actual life, mono a mono, whatever, then that's ok. This site pertains to you also, probably. Hey, maybe you can steal some of my ideas and jokes or something and get rich off them. I’m sure my crap will benefit you somehow. If it doesn’t, that’s too bad. </p>
<p> Don't know where to start or what in the hell I just said? Be ambitious, just start clicking on stuff. If not, look below Mr./Mrs/It. Bore. </p>
<!-- InstanceEndEditable --> </div>
<p> </p></td>
<td rowspan=4> <img src="images/index_10.jpg" width=1 height=345 alt=""></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> <img src="images/index_11.jpg" width=126 height=25 alt=""></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan=3 background=images/index_12.jpg width=128 height=23>
<div align="center"><font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="1" color="#000033">[::
Shout Box ::]</font> </div>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> <img src="images/index_13.jpg" width=1 height=126 alt=""></td>
<td background=images/index_14.jpg width=126 height=126>
<div align="center"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">You'll be able to shout your annoying butts off here. Be patient, coming soon. </font></div>
</td>
<td> <img src="images/index_15.jpg" width=1 height=126 alt=""></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td colspan=6> <img src="images/index_16.jpg" width=233 height=23 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/index_17.jpg" width=322 height=23 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/index_18.jpg" width=46 height=23 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/index_19.jpg" width=22 height=23 alt=""></td>
<td colspan=2> <img src="images/index_20.jpg" width=134 height=23 alt=""></td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=1 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=126 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=1 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=8 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=1 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=96 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=322 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=46 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=22 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=133 height=1 alt=""></td>
<td> <img src="images/spacer.gif" width=1 height=1 alt=""></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
<map name="Map">
<area shape="rect" coords="7,53,155,63" href="homepage.html">
<area shape="circle" coords="741,111,3" href="secret2.htm">
</map>
</BODY>
<!-- InstanceEnd --></HTML>