3 Column CSS Table

[Webzarus]

You sure your not the one who wrote the "I have a dream" speech?

I think RR's original answer to the original request was well thought out and about as accurate as you can get for this forum.

I rarely provide code for people on here, and the few times I did, it just ended up in a deluge of constant questions asking basically for more code... They were not even making an effort to try and understand or learn what they were dealing with, they just want the working code.

I point them in the direction they need to go, if they want to learn and understand it, they will, if they don't, oh well, not much I can do for them.

[wwwproperties]

Trust me Ronald, your post was completely useless, stupid and a complete waste of time. Jordan was the helpful reply, most definitely not you. Keep up what you think is good work though buddy! PS LOVE your website lol

[Andrew Yurlov]

Trust me Ronald, your post was completely useless, stupid and a complete waste of time. Jordan was the helpful reply, most definitely not you. Keep up what you think is good work though buddy! PS LOVE your website lol

Lol his website is better then yours will ever be. I hope you get banned. People like you ruin this forum.

[Ronald Roe]

Trust me Ronald, your post was completely useless, stupid and a complete waste of time. Jordan was the helpful reply, most definitely not you. Keep up what you think is good work though buddy!

Clearly I've misjudged your ability to learn from staring at multiple lines of code. Here, as a sort of fig leaf, I'm offering you the following: a 2-column, responsive layout with parallax backgrounds.

body{background:url(images/small.png) -30% top repeat-x, url(images/medium.png) -12% top repeat-x, url(images/large.png) -5% top repeat-x;background-color:#111;}
header{background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px 8px 0 0;height:190px;left:5%;min-width:600px;position:relative;top:10px;width:90%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
.logo{background:url(images/logo.png) no-repeat;height:120px;overflow:hidden;position:relative;text-indent:-9999px;top:35px;width:480px;margin:0 auto;}
nav{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(114,200,255,0.5) 0 50% 100%;border-radius:0 0 8px 8px;height:40px;left:5%;min-width:600px;position:relative;width:90%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
nav ul{height:40px;width:100%;}
nav ul li{float:left;list-style-type:none;line-height:38px;position:relative;text-align:center;width:20%;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;margin:0;padding:0;}
nav ul li:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.5);border-radius:8px;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
nav ul li a{color:#e0e0e0;display:inline-block;font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.5em;height:100%;text-decoration:none;text-shadow:1px 1px 2px #333;width:100%;}
nav ul li > ul{background-color:#256da8;border-radius:0 0 8px 8px;clear:both;display:none;font-size:.7em;height:100%;position:absolute;z-index:1000;}
nav ul li:hover > ul/*,nav ul li:active > ul*/{display:block;height:auto;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;}
nav ul li > ul li{float:none;width:100%;}
nav:after{clear:both;content:"";display:none;height:0;width:0;}
#main{left:5%;overflow:auto;position:relative;width:90%;margin:20px 0;}
#content{background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px;position:relative;width:67%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);padding:10px 0;}
#content h3,#content h4,#content h5,#content h6{color:rgba(224,224,224,1);border-bottom:1px solid #7d4689;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-weight:400;margin:0 10px 10px;}
#content h3 a,#content h4 a,#content h5 a,#content h6 a{color:rgba(224,224,224,1);text-decoration:none;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;}
#content h3 a:hover,#content h4 a:hover,#content h5 a:hover,#content h6 a:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.25);border-radius:2px;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#content h3{font-size:2em;}
#content h4{font-size:1.8em;}
#content h5{font-size:1.5em;letter-spacing:.1em;}
#content h6{font-size:1.3em;letter-spacing:.1em;}
#content p,#content label{color:rgba(224,224,224,1);font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.1em;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);padding:10px;}
#content p a{color:rgba(41,137,216,1);text-decoration:none;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;}
#content p a:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.25);border-radius:2px;color:rgba(224,224,224,1);-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#sidebar{color:#e0e0e0;background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px;float:right;font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.2em;width:32%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);padding:10px 0;}
#sidebar p{font-size:.85em;padding:7px 10px;}
footer{font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px;color:#707070;margin-bottom:10px;min-height:140px;left:5%;min-width:600px;position:relative;width:90%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#sidebar a,footer a{text-decoration:none;-webkit-transition:all .25s;-moz-transition:all .25s;-ms-transition:all .25s;transition:all .25s;}
#sidebar a:hover,footer a:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.5);border-radius:2px;-webkit-transition:all .25s;-moz-transition:all .25s;-ms-transition:all .25s;transition:all .25s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#sidebar ul li,footer ul li{list-style-type:none;}
#sidebar h3.widget-title,h3.widget-title a,footer h3.widget-title,footer h3.widget-title a{color:#e0e0e0;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-size:2em;font-weight:400;text-align:center;}
#sidebar li.widget-container{margin:0 0 20px;}
#sidebar li.widget-container a,footer li.widget-container a{color:#e0e0e0;}
#sidebar .widget-container li:before{color:#e0e0e0;content:"- ";}
#sidebar .widget-container li,footer .widget-container li{color:#e0e0e0;list-style-type:disc;}
.slideshows{float:left;overflow:auto;width:67%;}
.slideshows:after,#sidebar:after{content:"";clear:both;height:0;width:0;}
.slideshows li{margin:0;padding:0;}
.slider_1,.slider_2{float:left;max-width:49%;}
.slider_2{margin-left:2%;}
.slider_3{float:left;margin-top:10px;width:100%;}
.slides,.slides img{width:100%;}
.category #content{padding-top:20px;width:100%;}
.category #content h3{font-size:2.7em;}
.gallery{margin-top:50px;}
.gallery li{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;float:left;list-style-type:none;width:20%;margin:0 0 50px;}
.gallery li a{display:block;position:relative;width:150px;margin:0 auto;}
.gallery:after{clear:both;content:" ";display:block;height:0;width:0;}
.cat-title{text-align:center;}
#footer-widget-area{left:2%;max-height:100%;position:relative;width:98%;}
footer .widget-area{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;float:left;min-height:140px;width:49%;margin:5px 0;}
.post form{width:400px;margin:5px 0 20px 50px;}
.post label{display:none;margin:0;padding:0;}
.post label span{color:red;font-size:.75em;font-style:italic;margin-left:10px;}
.post input,.post textarea{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(255,255,255,0.8) 0 50% 100%;border-radius:8px;box-shadow:0 0 10px #111;color:#333;font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.2em;line-height:40px;margin:15px 0;}
.post textarea{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;height:120px;text-align:center;width:100%;padding:0 10px;}
.post input[type=text]{height:40px;text-align:center;width:100%;}
.post input[type=submit]{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(114,200,255,0.8) 0 50% 100%;color:#111;cursor:pointer;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-weight:400;font-size:2em;height:40px;text-align:center;width:120px;margin:0;padding:0;}
.post input[type=submit]:hover{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(41,216,137,0.8) 0 rgba(114,255,200,0.8) 50% rgba(41,216,137,0.8) 100%;}
.form-error h3{border-bottom:0!important;color:red!important;margin-left:50px;text-align:center;width:450px;}
.form-errors{margin-left:50px;text-align:center;width:450px;}
.post p span.social{position:absolute;right:10px;top:10px;}
.post p span.social img{float:right;margin-left:15px;}
.cta a{background-color:#e0e0e0;color:rgba(46,49,146,1)!important;font-weight:700;border-radius:4px;padding:5px 10px;}
.cta a:hover{background-color:silver;-webkit-transition:all .25s;-moz-transition:all .25s;transition:all .25s;}
@media screen and max-width850px {
footer .widget-area{margin:5px 0 0;}
nav ul li > ul{font-size:.5em;}
.post form{margin-left:10%;width:80%;}
}
@media screen and max-width670px {
header,nav,#main,footer{left:0;width:100%;}
}
@media screen and max-width600px {
#content,.slideshows,.slider_1,.slider_2,.slider_3{float:none;}
.slideshows,#content{width:100%;}
#sidebar,.slider_1,.slider_2{display:none;}
header{height:135px;}
.logo{top:5px;}
}
@media screen and max-height500px {
header{height:135px;}
.logo{top:5px;}
}
@media screen and max-width970px {
.gallery li{width:25%;}
}
@media screen and max-width750px {
.gallery li{width:33%;}
}
@media screen and max-width500px {
.gallery li{width:50%;}
}
@media max-device-width600px {
header,nav,#main,footer{border-radius:0;min-width:0;width:100%;margin:0;}
#content,#main{border-radius:0;margin:0;}
#main{margin:2px 0 0;}
header{height:90px;top:0;}
nav{background:none;height:80px;}
.logo{background:none;color:#e0e0e0;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-weight:400;height:90px;position:relative;top:0;text-align:center;text-indent:0;width:100%;}
.logo h1,.logo h2{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;font-weight:400;margin:10px 0;}
.logo a{display:inline-block;color:#e0e0e0;position:relative;text-decoration:none;height:25%;width:100%;}
.slider_1,.slider_2{display:none;margin:0;padding:0;}
nav ul li{background-color:rgba(114,200,255,0.5);font-size:.75em;line-height:40px;width:50%;}
.post form{margin-left:5%;position:relative;width:90%;}
.post form input[type=submit],.post form textarea{width:100%;padding:0;}
*,:hover,:active,nav ul li:hover,nav ul li:active,nav ul li:hover > ul,nav ul li:active > ul{border-radius:0;}
.slider_3,.slideshows{margin:0;padding:0;}
}

You might even find a few floats in there somewhere.

[Andrew Yurlov]

Clearly I've misjudged your ability to learn from staring at multiple lines of code. Here, as a sort of fig leaf, I'm offering you the following: a 2-column, responsive layout with parallax backgrounds.

body{background:url(images/small.png) -30% top repeat-x, url(images/medium.png) -12% top repeat-x, url(images/large.png) -5% top repeat-x;background-color:#111;}
header{background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px 8px 0 0;height:190px;left:5%;min-width:600px;position:relative;top:10px;width:90%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
.logo{background:url(images/logo.png) no-repeat;height:120px;overflow:hidden;position:relative;text-indent:-9999px;top:35px;width:480px;margin:0 auto;}
nav{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(114,200,255,0.5) 0 50% 100%;border-radius:0 0 8px 8px;height:40px;left:5%;min-width:600px;position:relative;width:90%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
nav ul{height:40px;width:100%;}
nav ul li{float:left;list-style-type:none;line-height:38px;position:relative;text-align:center;width:20%;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;margin:0;padding:0;}
nav ul li:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.5);border-radius:8px;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
nav ul li a{color:#e0e0e0;display:inline-block;font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.5em;height:100%;text-decoration:none;text-shadow:1px 1px 2px #333;width:100%;}
nav ul li > ul{background-color:#256da8;border-radius:0 0 8px 8px;clear:both;display:none;font-size:.7em;height:100%;position:absolute;z-index:1000;}
nav ul li:hover > ul/*,nav ul li:active > ul*/{display:block;height:auto;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;}
nav ul li > ul li{float:none;width:100%;}
nav:after{clear:both;content:"";display:none;height:0;width:0;}
#main{left:5%;overflow:auto;position:relative;width:90%;margin:20px 0;}
#content{background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px;position:relative;width:67%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);padding:10px 0;}
#content h3,#content h4,#content h5,#content h6{color:rgba(224,224,224,1);border-bottom:1px solid #7d4689;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-weight:400;margin:0 10px 10px;}
#content h3 a,#content h4 a,#content h5 a,#content h6 a{color:rgba(224,224,224,1);text-decoration:none;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;}
#content h3 a:hover,#content h4 a:hover,#content h5 a:hover,#content h6 a:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.25);border-radius:2px;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#content h3{font-size:2em;}
#content h4{font-size:1.8em;}
#content h5{font-size:1.5em;letter-spacing:.1em;}
#content h6{font-size:1.3em;letter-spacing:.1em;}
#content p,#content label{color:rgba(224,224,224,1);font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.1em;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);padding:10px;}
#content p a{color:rgba(41,137,216,1);text-decoration:none;-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;}
#content p a:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.25);border-radius:2px;color:rgba(224,224,224,1);-webkit-transition:all .5s;-moz-transition:all .5s;-ms-transition:all .5s;transition:all .5s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#sidebar{color:#e0e0e0;background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px;float:right;font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.2em;width:32%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);padding:10px 0;}
#sidebar p{font-size:.85em;padding:7px 10px;}
footer{font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;background-color:rgba(46,49,146,0.25);border-radius:8px;color:#707070;margin-bottom:10px;min-height:140px;left:5%;min-width:600px;position:relative;width:90%;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#sidebar a,footer a{text-decoration:none;-webkit-transition:all .25s;-moz-transition:all .25s;-ms-transition:all .25s;transition:all .25s;}
#sidebar a:hover,footer a:hover{background:rgba(41,137,216,0.5);border-radius:2px;-webkit-transition:all .25s;-moz-transition:all .25s;-ms-transition:all .25s;transition:all .25s;behavior:url(http://cdn.roedesigns.com/css/pie.htc);}
#sidebar ul li,footer ul li{list-style-type:none;}
#sidebar h3.widget-title,h3.widget-title a,footer h3.widget-title,footer h3.widget-title a{color:#e0e0e0;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-size:2em;font-weight:400;text-align:center;}
#sidebar li.widget-container{margin:0 0 20px;}
#sidebar li.widget-container a,footer li.widget-container a{color:#e0e0e0;}
#sidebar .widget-container li:before{color:#e0e0e0;content:"- ";}
#sidebar .widget-container li,footer .widget-container li{color:#e0e0e0;list-style-type:disc;}
.slideshows{float:left;overflow:auto;width:67%;}
.slideshows:after,#sidebar:after{content:"";clear:both;height:0;width:0;}
.slideshows li{margin:0;padding:0;}
.slider_1,.slider_2{float:left;max-width:49%;}
.slider_2{margin-left:2%;}
.slider_3{float:left;margin-top:10px;width:100%;}
.slides,.slides img{width:100%;}
.category #content{padding-top:20px;width:100%;}
.category #content h3{font-size:2.7em;}
.gallery{margin-top:50px;}
.gallery li{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;float:left;list-style-type:none;width:20%;margin:0 0 50px;}
.gallery li a{display:block;position:relative;width:150px;margin:0 auto;}
.gallery:after{clear:both;content:" ";display:block;height:0;width:0;}
.cat-title{text-align:center;}
#footer-widget-area{left:2%;max-height:100%;position:relative;width:98%;}
footer .widget-area{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;float:left;min-height:140px;width:49%;margin:5px 0;}
.post form{width:400px;margin:5px 0 20px 50px;}
.post label{display:none;margin:0;padding:0;}
.post label span{color:red;font-size:.75em;font-style:italic;margin-left:10px;}
.post input,.post textarea{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(255,255,255,0.8) 0 50% 100%;border-radius:8px;box-shadow:0 0 10px #111;color:#333;font-family:QuicksandBook, Calibri, ArialNarrow, 'Arial Narrow', Arial, sans-serif;font-size:1.2em;line-height:40px;margin:15px 0;}
.post textarea{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;height:120px;text-align:center;width:100%;padding:0 10px;}
.post input[type=text]{height:40px;text-align:center;width:100%;}
.post input[type=submit]{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(114,200,255,0.8) 0 50% 100%;color:#111;cursor:pointer;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-weight:400;font-size:2em;height:40px;text-align:center;width:120px;margin:0;padding:0;}
.post input[type=submit]:hover{background:linear-gradient(top,rgba(41,216,137,0.8) 0 rgba(114,255,200,0.8) 50% rgba(41,216,137,0.8) 100%;}
.form-error h3{border-bottom:0!important;color:red!important;margin-left:50px;text-align:center;width:450px;}
.form-errors{margin-left:50px;text-align:center;width:450px;}
.post p span.social{position:absolute;right:10px;top:10px;}
.post p span.social img{float:right;margin-left:15px;}
.cta a{background-color:#e0e0e0;color:rgba(46,49,146,1)!important;font-weight:700;border-radius:4px;padding:5px 10px;}
.cta a:hover{background-color:silver;-webkit-transition:all .25s;-moz-transition:all .25s;transition:all .25s;}
@media screen and max-width850px {
footer .widget-area{margin:5px 0 0;}
nav ul li > ul{font-size:.5em;}
.post form{margin-left:10%;width:80%;}
}
@media screen and max-width670px {
header,nav,#main,footer{left:0;width:100%;}
}
@media screen and max-width600px {
#content,.slideshows,.slider_1,.slider_2,.slider_3{float:none;}
.slideshows,#content{width:100%;}
#sidebar,.slider_1,.slider_2{display:none;}
header{height:135px;}
.logo{top:5px;}
}
@media screen and max-height500px {
header{height:135px;}
.logo{top:5px;}
}
@media screen and max-width970px {
.gallery li{width:25%;}
}
@media screen and max-width750px {
.gallery li{width:33%;}
}
@media screen and max-width500px {
.gallery li{width:50%;}
}
@media max-device-width600px {
header,nav,#main,footer{border-radius:0;min-width:0;width:100%;margin:0;}
#content,#main{border-radius:0;margin:0;}
#main{margin:2px 0 0;}
header{height:90px;top:0;}
nav{background:none;height:80px;}
.logo{background:none;color:#e0e0e0;font-family:TangerineBold, Arial, script;font-weight:400;height:90px;position:relative;top:0;text-align:center;text-indent:0;width:100%;}
.logo h1,.logo h2{box-sizing:border-box;-webkit-box-sizing:border-box;-moz-box-sizing:border-box;font-weight:400;margin:10px 0;}
.logo a{display:inline-block;color:#e0e0e0;position:relative;text-decoration:none;height:25%;width:100%;}
.slider_1,.slider_2{display:none;margin:0;padding:0;}
nav ul li{background-color:rgba(114,200,255,0.5);font-size:.75em;line-height:40px;width:50%;}
.post form{margin-left:5%;position:relative;width:90%;}
.post form input[type=submit],.post form textarea{width:100%;padding:0;}
*,:hover,:active,nav ul li:hover,nav ul li:active,nav ul li:hover > ul,nav ul li:active > ul{border-radius:0;}
.slider_3,.slideshows{margin:0;padding:0;}
}

You might even find a few floats in there somewhere.

Why help the idiot?

[Ronald Roe]

Why help the idiot?

I was being sarcastic. Obviously, he probably won't have a clue what to do with 608 lines (compressed here to 110) of CSS. This is especially true considering he doesn't have the HTML or JS to go with any of it, thus illustrating my point from a few posts ago.

[Andrew Yurlov]

I was being sarcastic. Obviously, he probably won't have a clue what to do with what got compressed into 110 lines of code. This is especially true considering he doesn't have the HTML or JS to go with any of it, thus illustrating my point from a few posts ago.

Lol completely missed the sarcasm..

[TheGAME1264]

I wasn't going to comment here, but this is getting out of hand, so I'm going to inject some sense here.

Jordan, you're new here, and I suspect you tried to help. For that, props. However, ripping on Ron is not something you want to do around here, either. He's one of the smarter guys on here, and if you look through his posts, you'll realize that the dude knows his stuff. So he's not someone you want to dance with that way.

wwwproperties: ragging on Ron won't get you very far around here, especially when you're posting a link that normally would be removed if you weren't asking for help (more on that in a minute).

Everyone other than wwwproperties: none of you should be helping this guy at all until some things get cleared up. I don't know about anyone else, but there is something very sketchy about this website and for a change I can't quite put my finger on it. So I'm going to ask some questions.

wwwproperties, please answer these questions respectfully and honestly (as in don't answer me the same way you just answered Ron, because if you do, you won't like the result):

1) Why is the phone number on the site 1-888-888-8888? That's usually a sign of a templated website or something that you were supplied (which usually doesn't work).

2) Why are you trying to run .ASPX (ASP.net) pages on an Apache server? This is also a sign of something templated.

3) I don't get this at all.

[SIZE=11px]By an Act of Congress and the President of the United States, we are a federal Debt Relief Agency. [/SIZE]

Why in the world would a federal debt relief agency recommend bankruptcy lawyers? And why would bankruptcy lawyers pay what appears to be a competitor to send them referrals?

Basically, you're operating in what already is a sketchy industry (bankruptcy) to begin with, your site looks like you've taken something you're not supposed to (or that you're in over your head with), and you've been rude to one of the bigger contributors around here. Convince me that my suspicions are wrong.