Ok.... here it is...
There was a comment made by ivcho in the following thread:
http://www.webdesignforums.net/thread5429.html
So I said "HEY !! Forget Eric Jordan... I think *I* could do that!"images?.. I didn't see a single image on the site.. I think even Eric Jordan couldn't make a "wow" design without images.. why do YOU think you could..
Well, here's what I've got so far... all 500k of it:
http://www.advancedwebcontent.com/html_only.htm
Now, most of the file size comes from the ASCII image of my girlfriend, which I'm gonna be forced to take down once she sees it, anyhow
The javascripts for the top menu are still kinda screwy.
Most of the effects in the site were achieved by client-side javascript (the fades, grids, etc) which render HTML real-time.
I'm gonna put more work into it, but I'm happy with it so far.
What does everyone else think?